Married 4 times

A woman married for the fourth time at eighty, to an Undertaker the Local Radio asked for an interview, to which she agreed "Who was your first husband?" the interviewer asked
"He was a Banker", she replied
"What about your second husband?" the question came
"That's easy, he was a Circus Performer"
"Did you travel around?"
"Oh yes, for 15 years", she said
"And your third husband?"
"He was a Minister of God" she replied
"And now you are married to an Undertaker, why such diversity?"

"Well, I married One for the money, Two for the Show, Three to get ready, and Four to go !"