Tuesday, May 12, 2009

I had one like that!

The visiting Texan farmer, trying to outdo his Australian host made the remark, "You know what? If I get on my tractor at my homestead at 6 o'clock in the morning, drive to the other side of my ranch and back to the homestead, I wouldn't get back until 10 o'clock that night! What do you
think of that?"

To which the Australian replies, "Yeah, I had a tractor like that once."

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