Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Supplies

A plane crashes over a tiny island. An Australian, British and Chinese soldier parachute safely down. The Brit officer immediately takes charge, says to the Aussie corporal, "You there, you're in charge of establishing a perimeter and lodgings, snap to it!"
To the Chinese soldier, "You there, while I'm establishing a signal fire on the beach, you take care of our supplies. We'll meet back here in 4 hours"
Later the Brit and the Aussie return, hot, dusty, exhausted and hungry. But there's no sign of their Chinese companion. They start beating about the bush, saying, "Where's our supplies?"
They lean over a cocos palm and are shocked as the Chinese leaps out with a big happy smile shouting, "Supplize!"

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