Tuesday, March 17, 2009

School story

Inflatable pupil goes to his inflatable school and is having a really shit day. Bored in his History lesson he gets up and walks out. Walking down the corridor he sees the Inflatable Headmaster walking towards him and being so pi **ed off about school he pulls a knife out and stabs him.
He thinks "Sh*t better get out of here" and runs out of the School. But just as he gets outside he thinks "Bo*l*ocks I hate School " and pulls his knife out and stabs the inflatable School. He then runs off home.
2 hours later his mum is knocking at his bedroom door with the Police.
Panicking he pulls out the knife and stabs himself. Late on the evening he wakes up in Hospital and looks to his left and the Headmaster is in the bed next to him. Shaking his head the Headmaster says "

“Son, you've let me down, you've let the School down but worse of all you've let yourself down"

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