Friday, April 25, 2008

This guy is driving along the highway

This guy is driving along the highway and his mobile phone rings.
“This is Head Office. You have just been promoted”
He drives on with a smile on his face, and after a while the phone rings again.
“This is Head Office, we have just restructured the company and you are now a Vice President”
He is so shocked he swerves all over the road and then drives on.The phone rings again.
“This is Head Office. The stress was to much for the President so he resigned and now you are our President”
The guy is so overcome with this news he loses control and the car crashes. A highway patrolman drags him from the wreckage and asks him what happened.

He says “I don’t know Officer. I just careered off the road”

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