Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Cutting pills

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra."Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?"
' I can cut them for you ' said the pharmacist 'but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection.'

' I am 96 ' said the old man . ' I don ' t want an erection . I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers. ''

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