And there’s more

By now, the poor Bishop was at his wit’s end, trying to find a replacement bell-ringer. One day there was a thunderous knocking at his door. When he opened it, he was confronted by a midget with no arms or legs.
“Yes?”, said the Bishop.
“I’ve come for the job of bellringer”, said the midget.
“Forgive me”, siad the Bishop, “but you seem slightly deficient in both the arm and leg department, so how could you possibly ring these two-ton bells?”

“Knocked on the door, din’ I?”, smirked the midget.