Thank goodness!

This woman decided to spice up her life an bought a pair of crotchless panties.
She put them on and sat on the couch waiting for her husband to come into the room. As he sat down opposite her she opened her legs very wide.
Her husband stared and then asked, “Are you wearing crotchless panties?”
She replied, seductively, “Yes. I am.”

He said, “Thank goodness! I thought the stuffing was coming out of the couch.”