Tuesday, February 03, 2009

"Get out"

A Catholic guy goes into a confessional box. He notices on one side a fully-equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars. Behind him, a library of excellent reading material.
Then the priest comes in.
"Father, it's been a long time since I've been to confession. I didn't know that theywere so much more inviting these days."

The priest replies:- "Get out. You're on my side."

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