An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small pub. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this pub where you leaned against the fence...."
"Oh yes" she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "how about taking a stroll round there again and see if we can do it again for old time's sake?"
"Ooooooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers.
There's a police officer (!!!) sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks.
Finally, they get to the back of the pub and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops this trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly, they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen.
They are bucking and jumping like rabbits for about forty minutes!
She's yelling, "Ohhhh God!"
He's hanging on to her hips for dear life, it's the most athletic sex imaginable.
Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The policeman, still watching, thinks that was truly amazing - the old boy was going like a train! I've got to ask him what his secret is!
As the couple passes, he says to them, "That was something else! You must have been having sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must have had a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of secret?"
The old man gives a weary smile and says, "Fifty years ago, that wasn't an electric fence."
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