Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Golfing injury

A ladies foursome are on the golf tee. One lady drives the ball and slices it horribly. The ball veers off at great speed, waist high. There is an anguished scream from behind some bushes and the ladies rush over.
When the get there, they see a male golfer bent double clutching his nether regions. The woman says she is very sorry and that she is a trained physiotherapist.
Gently she pulls his hands to one side, pulls down the zip and proceeds to massage him. After several minutes she asks, “How does that feel now?”
The golfer says,

“Actually that feels wonderful - but my thumb still hurts”

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