Doctor, Doctor ....

I went to the doctor 'cause I swallowed a harmonica,,,,
He said "Lucky you don't play the piano"

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My wife went to the doctor and told him she thought she was invisible,,,,
He said "I can't see you 'til next week"

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I went to the doctor and told him I thought I was shrinking,,,,
He said "Can't you just be a little patient"

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I told the doctor my wife thinks she's Daisy Duck
He said "She's suffering from Disney Spells"

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The American Medical Association researchers have made a remarkable discovery. It seems that some patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood.

It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better.

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A lady went to the doctor and said 'My husband thinks he's a refrigerator'.
The doctor said "Don't worry he'll get over it".

She said, "It's not that", she said, "when he's asleep with his mouth open, the little light in there keeps me awake!"

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