Thursday, May 29, 2008

No flies on me!

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting Flies" he responded.
"Oh ! Killing any?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked: "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded: "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

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