Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast
at the White House.
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would
like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and
some fruit."
"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"
George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight
grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"
"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude!
You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've
only been in your second term of office for a year!"
As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush
and whispers..."It's pronounced 'quiche'."
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