Monday, October 22, 2007

Waddya mean ‘WE’?

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding across the dusty prairie.
Suddenly there in front of them is a big warparty of Souix indians.
The Lone Ranger says “Quick. Lets escape to the West”
The Lone Ranger and Tonto ride to the west and there in front of them is a big warparty of Crow indians.
The Lone Ranger says “Quick. Lets escape to the South”
The Lone Ranger and Tonto ride to the south and there in front of them is a big warparty of Arapahoe indians.
The Lone Ranger says “Quick. Lets escape to the East”
The Lone Ranger and Tonto ride to the east and there in front of them is a big warparty of Blackfeet indians.
The Lone Ranger reins in Silver and says “Tonto. Old friend, it looks as though we are surrounded”

Tonto replies “Waddya mean ‘WE’? – Paleface”

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