Tuesday, October 30, 2007

better than pork

A priest and a rabbi are sitting together on a plane.
The priest asks, “Is it still a requirement of your faith that you do not eat pork?”
The rabbi answers. “Yes that is still one of our beliefs”
The priest asks, “Have you ever eaten pork?”
The rabbi says, “Yes on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted pork”
The prest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
The rabbi asks, “Father, is it still a requirement of your faith that you remain celibate?”
The priest answers. “Yes that is still very much part of our faith”
The rabbi asks, “Have you ever fallen for the temptations of the flesh?”
The priest says, “Yes Rabbi,on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith”
The rabbi nodded understandingly and said,

"A lot better than pork, isn't it?"

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