Two bored casino workers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice, and yelled,
"Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered, "Yes! Yes! I won! I won!" She jumped up and down, and hugged each of the dealers, picked up all the money and her clothes, and departed.
The dealers stared at each other -dumfounded.
Finally one of them asked: "What did she roll?"
The other guy answered, "I don't know. I thought you were watching."
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