A burglar breaks into a house.
He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you".
He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?".
He spots some $ on a table and takes it. Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is
watching you".
He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it!
He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?".
The parrot said "YES".
He then says "What's your name?".
The parrot says "Moses".
The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird Moses??"
Moses replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS".
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